what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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