i would punch a child for taco bell
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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