Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I think I won the penis lottery.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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