Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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