She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Will exercising make me less horny?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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