Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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