And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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