I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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