you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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