omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
We left the knife in your bed.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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