can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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