I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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