I want to stick my p in your. b.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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