Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I'm always down for nudity.
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