THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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