i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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