I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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