new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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