ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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