I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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