I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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