is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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