i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
