what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
there was a trapeze. enough said
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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