new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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