yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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