Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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