Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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