I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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