so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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