these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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