Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
my liver is dry heaving
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