I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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