erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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