no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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