this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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