And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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