That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
