is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
So much rum. So many feels.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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