please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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