I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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