i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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