In the future we'll all be gay
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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