Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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