But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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