Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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