Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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