Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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