im gay
i know
yea but for you.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
nutella sex= disaster
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Randomize
