I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
so much tequila, so little girl.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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