I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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