I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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